Joke #729

Joke: A blonde is driving down the road and sees another blonde in the middle of a field in a rowboat paddling as hard as she can.

The blonde pulls over, runs to the edge of the field and yells "It's stupid people like you that give blondes a bad name! If I could swim I would come out there and beat you up!"

Joke: Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?

Joke: What did the tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into eachother?

Joke: Why do car company executives have such great memories?

Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.

What did this make him?

Joke: How did the man get a job managing a sink hole?