Good Jokes

Joke: What is faster than Egypt ?

Joke: In English class, a girl works hard on a writing assignment. But at the end of class, she recieves an F for in-completion. Why?

Joke: What did Christmas,a girl, say to the handsome prince? Will you MERRY me?

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when Jesus told peter to come to him on the water, he had to add"only peter."

Joke: Yo mama so fat, Sam's Club was forced to stop selling things in bulk.