Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris was attacked and bit by a zombie. The zombie came back to life, and died.

Joke: What kind of pants do chemists wear?

Joke: Do you believe in one God?
Mathematician: Yes, up to isomorphism!

Joke: A billion neutrinos walk into a bar. A couple say ouch.

Joke: Why did the cyclops have to close his school?