Good Jokes

Joke: In a football game the qb says shotgun. A defensive player gets his car, sits in the passenger seat, and yells shotgun. The qb says shotgun again. The defensive player gets a shotgun and shoots. The qb says hut and the defensive player brings a hut. The qb asks what are you doing? The defensive player says what you asked.

Joke: Chuck Norris was attacked and bit by a zombie. The zombie came back to life, and died.

Joke: What kind of pants do chemists wear?

Joke: Do you believe in one God?
Mathematician: Yes, up to isomorphism!

Joke: A billion neutrinos walk into a bar. A couple say ouch.