Good Jokes

Joke: Do you wanna hear a construction joke?

Joke: An onion field is a commutative onion ring in which every nonzero onion has an inverse.

Joke: Chuck Norris is a firm believer in warming up before you workout. He always does an Ironman before working out.

Joke: Chuck Norris is a mater of Microsoft Excel... On a typewriter.

Joke: What do you call competing podiatrists?