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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
UPS.
UPS who?
... Just UPS, I need your signature.


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Joke: What is the formula for ice?


Punch line: H2O cubed.


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Joke: Two random variables were sitting in a library. They were trying to be discrete but I could hear their chatter continuously.


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Joke: Why does the United States need 53 states?


Punch line: So it can be indivisible (53 is prime).


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Joke: Why are there never any problems with the decimal system?


Punch line: You can always count on it.


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