Good Jokes

Joke: A man and a woman is out and skate, when suddently a terrible accident happens the women falls down. The man looks shoocked and says: what happened to your hands? Her : nothing im fine. Him: pew thank God for a minute there i thought you broke our dishwasher.

Joke: Why is Yoda afraid of 7?

Joke: What's the best way to play doctor with somebody?

Joke: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?

Joke: Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?