Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.

Joke: What did yes say to no?

Joke: A man walks into a bar with some jumper cables. The bartender looks at him and says, "You can get something to drink but don't try to start anything."

Joke: Mrs.Lane and Mr.Lane are driving in a car and they are only allowed to turn in one lane. What lane do they turn in?

Joke: There are 10 cats sitting in a tree. When one falls off, how many are left sitting in the tree?