Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris only has two speeds: Walk and kill.

Joke: Why was the king so glum?

Joke: What's the best way to comfort a grammar Nazi?

Joke: Yo mamma's so fat, when she swims a whale comes and kisses her.

Joke: 1st Man: My wife eats like a bird. 2nd Man: Really! What do you mean? 1st Man: She eats worms.