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Joke: You are in the shop buying tofu and soya milk. What is the joke?


Punch line: You are the joke. Buy a steak.


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Joke: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?


Punch line: To get to the bottom


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Joke: There was a boy who didn't know the meaning of pregnant, so he went to his mom to ask but his mom looked at him in anger that's why he thought pregnant means anger. The next day, he fell on the neighbor's girl. The girl's mom then said to the boy: "What insolent behavior is this?" So the boy answered, "I fell on the girl. Why are you getting pregnant?"


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Joke: Chuck Norris can climb a falling tree!


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Joke: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?


Punch line: You only have to punch information into a computer once.


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