Good Jokes

Joke: What kind of music does a rabbit listen to?

Joke: Organic chemists study carbon compounds.
Biochemists study carbon compounds that crawl.

Joke: A frivolous biologist buys too many expensive chemicals and lab equipment. A frivolous engineer buys too much expensive hardware. A frivolous mathematician buys an extra pencil.

Joke: A woman gets onto a bus with her baby and the driver says "That's the ugliest baby!"

She sits down and tells the person next to her "The bus driver just insulted me!"

The person responds "You should go confront him! I'll hold your dog."

Joke: What is black and white and green and black and white?