Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when somebody broke in and stole the TV she ran outside and yelled to them, "Hey! You forgot the remote!"

Joke: A kid was in the hospital because he ate six plastic horses. The doctor described his condition as stable.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You're not a shoe!

Joke: A priest was preparing a dying man for his voyage into the great beyond. Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!"

The dying man said nothing.

The priest repeated his order. Still the dying man said nothing. The priest asked "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"

The dying man said "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody."

Joke: What is a geometry student's favorite place?