Good Jokes

Joke: A man walks up to a janitor and asks him, "Don't you ever get tired of cleaning."

The man, taken back, says, "Excuse me sir. I'll let you know I have children at Harvard, Yale, and MIT."

The other man replies, "Oh really? I'm sorry, what classes are they taking?"

The janitor replies, "Nah, they're janitors."

Joke: Why don't mathematicians drink?

Joke: What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing away the W's.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, if she was a scarecrow the corn would run away!