Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama was so stupid when she stocked a battery up her bum and said I've got the POWER

Joke: What did yes say to no?

Joke: What's the best way to play doctor with somebody?

Joke: A man and a woman is out and skate, when suddently a terrible accident happens the women falls down. The man looks shoocked and says: what happened to your hands? Her : nothing im fine. Him: pew thank God for a minute there i thought you broke our dishwasher.

Joke: Are you made of selenium, xenon, and Yttrium? Because you are SeXeY.