28 ratings
4 saves
Joke: Two blondes are standing on a balcony staring at the moon. One asks the other, "What do you think is closer, the moon or California?"
The other one replies, "Can you see Florida from here?"
7 ratings
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Joke: A drill sergeant is yelling at one of his cadets, "You hate me don't you maggot?!"
The cadet replies, "Sir, no sir!"
The sergeant yells back, "I bet you're gonna piss on my grave after I die, aren't you?"
The cadet yells back, "Sir, no sir! I'm never going to wait in lines again when I get back."
10 ratings
1 saves
By IamTHEbest
Joke: Two men go on a fishing trip. They rent everything they need for the trip including the cabin.
The first day they go fishing they don't catch anything. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home one of them turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"
The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
26 ratings
6 saves
Joke: A blonde woman decides to start a handyman service to make some extra money. She walks around a wealthy neighborhood and walks up to the first house.
A man answers the door and she asks if there is anything she can do. He tells her "The porch need painted, how much would that cost?"
She replies "How does $50 sound?" He agrees and she gets to work.
When the man goes back into his house his wife asks him "Does she know the porch wraps around the house?" He tells her "She has to, she saw it."
About an hour later she comes to the door to collect her money. She says "I had extra paint so I put on two coats." The man is really impressed and gives her the money. She thanks him and says "And by the way, it's a BMW, not a porch."
10 ratings
2 saves
Joke: What is the best part of living in Switzerland?
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