Good Jokes

Joke: I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.

Joke: Yo mama was so stupid when she stocked a battery up her bum and said I've got the POWER

Joke: Yo mama so stupid when she got a pc and it said type a password with 8 character she typed in "Snow White and the seven dwarfs "

Joke: I new a black guy once, until my mom sold him!

Joke: Three men were told by God, " If you step on a duck, you shall marry the ugliest woman. However, if you do not step on a duck, you shall marry the most beautiful woman in all the land." The three men accepted. The first man stepped on a duck from not paying attention. The second man accidentally stepped on a duck in his son's room. The third man never stepped on a duck yet he was married to an ugly woman. He exclaims to God, "I have not stepped on a duck, why is my wife ugly?" Why has God given him an ugly wife?