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Joke: A grandmother gives her grandson directions, "Once you get to the building open the door with your elbows. Once you get to the elevator his the up button with your elbow. I'm on the third floor so you're going to have to his the number 3 on the elevator with your elbow. Then once you get off I'm the first to the left, just hit the doorbell with your elbow."
The grandson replies, "That sounds easy enough, but why with my elbows?"
The grandmother says, "Oh... So you're going to be open handed?"
52 ratings
2 saves
Joke: How do roosters awaken?
158 ratings
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!
52 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Raymond!
Raymond who?
Raymond me again, what was I supposed to get at the store?
Raymond = remind
12 ratings
1 saves
Joke: What is the biggest pencil in the world?
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