Good Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey!
Dewey who?
Dewey have time to drink some tea!?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno!
Juno who?
Juno who it is!

Joke: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, his mother checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Joke: A man is jogging down the road and he sees a boy eating a candy bar with a ton of wrappers sitting next to him. The man tells him "Kid, it isn't good for you to sit there all day eating candy bars."

The kid scowls at him and says "Hey mister, my grandpa is 98 years old and still walking around."

The jogger asks him "And he sits around eating candy all day?"

The boy replies "No, but he minds his own business."

Joke: Once Chuck Norris broke the law. They still haven't put it back together.