Joke: A drill sergeant is yelling at one of his cadets, "You hate me don't you maggot?!"
The cadet replies, "Sir, no sir!"
The sergeant yells back, "I bet you're gonna piss on my grave after I die, aren't you?"
The cadet yells back, "Sir, no sir! I'm never going to wait in lines again when I get back."
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Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.
What did this make him?
Punch line: A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.