Good Jokes

Joke: A billion neutrinos walk into a bar. A couple say ouch.

Joke: What's green and spits out flames?

Joke: Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Joke: A man brings his girlfriend into his room and tells her to sit down "There is something I have to tell you."

She replies "What is it?"

He tells her "I don't want you to be my girlfriend anymore."

She immediately jumps up and screams at him "I never want to see you again!"

The man, dumbfounded, says to himself "Well that was a waste of a $5,000 engagement ring..."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Control freak. Now you say "Control freak who?"