Good Jokes

Joke: Internet forms submit themselves for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris will never submit.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting dyslexic cow.
Interrupting dyslexic c-
Omo!

Joke: Yo mama's so dirty, she loses ten pounds every time she takes a bath.

Joke: A man has always had the dream of being in a circus. He approaches a man in charge of a circus and tells him, "I can do the best bird impression you have ever seen."

The man in charge says, "That's nothing special, a lot of people can do bird impressions."

The man turns and says, "Okay." Then he starts to flap his arms and flies away.

Joke: A barber, a bald man and an absent-minded professor take a journey together. They have to camp overnight, and so decide to take turns watching the luggage. When it's the barber's turn, he gets bored, so amuses himself by shaving the head of the professor. When the professor is woken up for his shift, he feels his head, and says "How stupid is that barber? He's woken up the bald man instead of me."