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Joke: A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having their lunches. The blonde little girl says, "I'm sick of PB&J, we should all jump off the school tomorrow if we get it again tomorrow." The other girls agree.
The next day they all meet up on the roof of the school and open their lunch boxes to expose three PB&J sandwiches. So they all jump.
That night at the hospital the families of the girls are in the waiting room. The brunette and red headed girl's parents are crying, but the blonde girls parents are silent and confused. The other parents approach them and ask them why they are acting so strangely. The blonde mother responds, "I just don't understand. She makes her own lunch."
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Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't turn the shower on, he just stares at it until it cries.
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