Joke #1199

Joke: A man has always had the dream of being in a circus. He approaches a man in charge of a circus and tells him, "I can do the best bird impression you have ever seen."

The man in charge says, "That's nothing special, a lot of people can do bird impressions."

The man turns and says, "Okay." Then he starts to flap his arms and flies away.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!

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