Good Jokes

Joke: I was wondering why the baseball kept getting closer and closer. Then it hit me.

Joke: Need an ark to save two of every animal?

Joke: A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.

Joke: When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.

Joke: I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.