Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama is stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when she tripped she made the Grand Canyon.

Joke: When elephants see Chuck Norris they forget everything... And run.

Joke: Why is the freezer the best place to keep your money?

Joke: The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray, “Take only one. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.