Good Jokes

Joke: What do you call the white umbrella and too small to cover you from rain?

Joke: Two American Indians pass each other in a grocery store parking lot. The Indian going in the store asks, "Hey what do you got ?" "I got a 12 pack of beer for my old lady." The Indian that is leaving answers.Then the Indian going in the store smiles, hits his hand on his chest and points at the other Indian and says, "Good Trade !"

Joke: Why was the Egyptian girl worried?

Joke: Chuck Norris once braided Mr. Clean's hair.

Joke: What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney?