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Joke: A blonde girl and her boyfriend are at a bar watching the news. Suddenly a news story comes onto the screen, a man is standing on a bridge threatening to jump. The blonde says "I bet you $100 he doesn't jump."
Her boyfriend takes the bet and the man eventually jumps. After the blonde pays her boyfriend he admits to her "I saw this on the news an hour ago, take your money back."
She replies "I saw it too. I just never thought he would jump twice in one day!"
12 ratings
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ya!
Ya who?
Nope, Google.
23 ratings
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Joke: The Pope arrives in New York and gets in his Limo. While driving the Pope asks his driver, "May I drive?"
The driver can't refuse since he's the Pope and all, so the pope hops into the driver seat and the driver into the back.
It's been a very long time since the pop has driven himself so he is a terrible driver. He swerves in and out of traffic and eventually gets pulled over. The police officer that pulled him over approaches the driver but immediately goes back to his cruiser. He tells his partner, "There is an extremely important person in the limo."
His partner asks, "Is it the mayor?"
The cop replies, "Bigger!"
His partner asks, "Is it the governor?"
Again the cop says, "Bigger!"
His partner replies, "It couldn't be the president?!"
The cop says, "I don't know. But whoever it is has the frickin' Pope driving him around!"
8 ratings
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By Mishi
Joke: Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
25 ratings
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Joke: *Man rubs a genie's lamp*
Genie: I am a genie, I will grant any one wish you wish.
Man: Okay. I want infinite wishes!
Genie: Come on, you know the rules. You can't do that.
Man: Okay. Could you make it so I understand women?
Genie: Infinite wishes it is!
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