Good Jokes

Joke: What is the worst part of waiting in line at the knife museum?

Joke: Where does Miley Cyrus go to everyday?

Joke: Why does nobody want to enter a contract with Wolverine?

Joke: The king asks his rack operator, "How are things going?"

The operator replies, "It's just one long knight after another."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dexter!
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly.