Good Jokes

Joke: tom goes to a hotel , he asks the waiter for a mouse to eat , and the waiter brings him a computer mouse

Joke: Person: What is your name? Whoareyou: Whoareyou. Person: My name is Dan. How about you? Whoareyou: My name is...... Whoaeyou! Person: I SAID MY NAME IS DAN! SAY IT, ARE YOU DEAF! Whoareyou: I am not deaf. My name is..... Whoareyou! Person: Silly man. ( leaves )

Joke: Why did the chef stink?

Joke: Who had the most variety of jobs throughout their life?

Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the stupid persons house. Knock knock Who's there? The chicken... :)