Good Jokes

Joke: Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Joke: roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs to the zoo don't you worry i'll be there too! not in the cage but laughing at you you know why he said that?

Joke: 1,000,000 seconds = approx 11.5 days Add 3 more zero's to change 1 million to 1 billion. (Its only 3 more zero's right?) 1,000,000,000 seconds = approx 31.7 years. Now add 3 more zero's changing 1 billion into 1 trillion. (Its only 3 more zero's right?) 1,000,000,000,000 seconds = approx 31.7 thousand years. Now you know.

Joke: Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Joke: Where do dangerous chemicals go?