Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so fat not even superman can lift her.

Joke: When is the moon heaviest?

Joke: What did the inventor of the door knocker win?

Joke: What did the hammer say to the piece of wood?

Joke: Tom walks into his boss' office and tells him, "Sir, I know things are going the best around here but I have three companies that have contacted me recently. I would like a raise."

His boss agrees and after debating the amount for a while they agree on a 5 percent raise. When Tom gets up to leave his boss asks him, "What companies contacted you?"

Tom smiles and says, "The cable, electric, and water company."