7 ratings
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Joke: Why do stupid people use big words when they don't know what it means?
7 ratings
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Joke: A motorist is speeding down the road when he is pulled over. The officer tells him, "Sir do you realize how fast you were going?"
The motorist replies, "Yeah I know, but I have to go."
The cop interrupts him, "Not so fast. You're going to have to wait for the chief to get back in a few hours."
The cop immediately takes the man to jail. After a few hours the cop tells the man, "You're lucky, the chief is on his way back from his daughter's wedding, he'll be in a good mood."
The man replies, "I doubt it."
The cop snaps back, "Why do you say that?"
The man replies, "I'm the groom!"
26 ratings
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Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!
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Joke: A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much a drink is. The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."
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Joke: A statistician died trying to walk around the earth. His last words, "On average, it's not that deep."
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