Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she sold her house to pay the mortgage.

Joke: Jack be nimble and Jack be quick. But not even Jack could avoid Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Joke: What do you do if a rhino charges you?

Joke: A man asked his girlfriend for a newspaper and she replied, "Don't be silly, just use my iPad."

At first he was hesitant, but the fly never saw it coming.

Joke: What do an elephant and a car have in common?