Good Jokes

Joke: Your mamas so fat her cloak size is quidditch pitch

Joke: Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Joke: Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Joke: Knock Knock: Who's There?: Cows Go: Cows Go Who?: No Silly, Cows Go MOOOOOOO!!!!

Joke: The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve particles faster than the speed of light." A tachyon walks into a bar.