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Joke: A motorist is speeding down the road when he is pulled over. The officer tells him, "Sir do you realize how fast you were going?"
The motorist replies, "Yeah I know, but I have to go."
The cop interrupts him, "Not so fast. You're going to have to wait for the chief to get back in a few hours."
The cop immediately takes the man to jail. After a few hours the cop tells the man, "You're lucky, the chief is on his way back from his daughter's wedding, he'll be in a good mood."
The man replies, "I doubt it."
The cop snaps back, "Why do you say that?"
The man replies, "I'm the groom!"
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open the door!
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Joke: Why did 1/5 go to the masseuse?
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Joke: Why didn't the baby oyster share its pearl?
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Joke: What kind of computer sings best?