Good Jokes

Joke: What is the biggest pencil in the world?

Joke: What is the definition of a farmer?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
I'm great, thanks for asking.

Joke: What do you get when you mix your dad's red paint with his white paint?

Joke: Ever wonder why there are so many words in English? Chuck Norris makes a lot of typos.