Good Jokes

Joke: What do pirates say on their 80th birthday?

Joke: Yo mama's fat, her yearbook pictures were taken with Google Earth.

Joke: What's the best part thing about alphabet soup?

Joke: Yo mama so fat that when she played Five Night's at Freddy's, Freddy couldn't stuff her in the suit!

Joke: Yo mama so fat, I had to hire a security guard for my pantry.