Good Jokes

Joke: Why did the boy spray the girl with the fire extinguisher?

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she made the Devil change his way and pray at church.

Joke: Why did the dalmatian need glasses?

Joke: A group full of very ugly people die in a bus accident. When they come to God he grants them all one last wish. The first person says "I wish I was beautiful!" God makes them beautiful. This goes on and all of the people wish to be beautiful until he gets to the last person. The last person is laughing historically and God asks him "Why are you laughing?" The man replies "I wish they were all ugly again."

Joke: A woman says to her husband, "I'm sick of you pushing me around and talking behind my back!"

The husband replies, "But honey, your wheelchair!"