Good Jokes

Joke: Why did the asymptote love MC Hammer?

Joke: Teacher: If I say 'I am very beautiful', what tense is that in?
Student: It must be past.

Joke: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse by accident, we now know that horse's descendants as giraffes.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Joke: You ever wonder where steel wool comes from? Chuck Norris' sheep.