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Joke: A blonde girl takes her goldfish to the vet and tells the vet "I think my goldfish is having seizures."

The vet looks into the bowl, "Looks fine to me."

The girl snaps back at him, "Hold on! Let me get him out of his bowl first!"


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Joke: What do you call a very clever pig?


Punch line: Cunningham!


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Joke: A Rabbi and a Priest walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What?! If this is some sort of joke you have to leave!" So they both walk out.

A few minutes later a chicken walks into the bar. The bartender yells, "Come on! We don't even serve chickens!"

The chicken asks, "Do you know anywhere that does?"

The bartender replies, "Yeah... It's right across the road."


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Joke: Why is it so hard to play poker in the jungle?


Punch line: Because there are so many cheetahs.


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Joke: Yo mama so ugly, when she robs a bank they give her a ski mask.


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