Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris was once challenged to a breathe holding contest by a fish. Needless to say, the fish drowned.

Joke: A man walks into a bar with his dog but the bartender says "You can't bring your dog into here!"

The man replies "but this is no ordinary dog. You see, this dog can talk. I'll prove it to you. What covers trees?"

The dog replies "Bark!"

He asks "What's on top of a house?"

The dog answers "Roof!"

Finally the man asks "Who's your favorite baseball player?"

The dog says "Ruth!" The bartender immediately throws them both out.

The man says "What was that guy's problem?"

The dog answers "Maybe he's not a fan of the Yankees."

Joke: Are you dry ice? Because you are sublime.

Joke: Why did the blind man stab himself?

Joke: What did yes say to no?