Good Jokes

Joke: A mathematician sees three people go into a building. Later he sees four people leave. When he is asked how many people are in the building he replies, "Well, if one person entered the house it would be empty."

Joke: Girlfriend: What are you doing?
Mathematician: Just wrestling with these unknowns in bed.
Girlfriend: What?!
Mathematician: Yeah. Just a minute ago I was working out some models.
*Hangs up*
Mathematician: Oh you thought... Hello?

Joke: Why doesn't lysine have any friends?

Joke: Why did the man get a new car for his wife?

Joke: A man accidentally ate a bunch of Scrabble pieces. The doctor says his next poop could spell disaster.