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Joke: What do you call a smart blonde?


Punch line: A golden retriever.


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Joke: Why are A's like flowers?


Punch line: Because B's come after them!


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Joke: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?


Punch line: A "pouch" potato.


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Joke: A blonde, brunette and a red head are stuck on an island; but they see land in the distance and decide to swim to it.

The brunette swims 1/4 of the way but can't continue and decides to turn back.

The red head swims 1/3 of the way but can't continue and decides to turn back.

The blonde swims 1/2 of the way but decides she can't continue and swims back to the island.


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Joke: Why was the mushroom so popular at the party?


Punch line: Because he was a fungi!


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