Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe I asked her "Did you lose a shoe?" She told me "No, I found one!"

Joke: A chemist wonders why his girlfriend is so obsessed with potassium. Every time he texts her something she responds "K."

Joke: What do you call a cow that has no legs?

Joke: Where does mistletoe go to become famous?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Control freak. Now you say "Control freak who?"