Good Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, when she put a quarter in the parking meter she waited for a gumball to drop out!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice get any better!

Joke: What kind of trophy does the laziest person get?

Joke: Why doesn't lysine have any friends?

Joke: A man with a dog walks into a bank that has a sign reading "No dogs." A security guard walks up to him and asks "Did you read the sign? No dogs."

The man replies "I know. Someone should fix that. It should say one dog."