Good Jokes

Joke: There's no I in denial!

Joke: Chuck Norris had an emotional breakdown. Emotion begged for mercy, and got none.

Joke: What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Emerson!
Emerson who?
Emerson nice shoes you got there.

Joke: A chemist wonders why his girlfriend is so obsessed with potassium. Every time he texts her something she responds "K."