Good Jokes

Joke: Chuck Norris placed first in a race... The human race.

Joke: A blonde is driving down the road and sees another blonde in the middle of a field in a rowboat paddling as hard as she can.

The blonde pulls over, runs to the edge of the field and yells "It's stupid people like you that give blondes a bad name! If I could swim I would come out there and beat you up!"

Joke: How do pilots take their hot dogs?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I love!
I love who?
Aw! I love you too!

Joke: Honestly, I don't understand why people think Chuck Norris is so great. I think-

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