Good Jokes

Joke: An Amish family goes to the mall. The daughters and mother go shopping and the father and son stop in front of two shiny walls that are sliding apart. An extremely large woman on a scooter rolls into the elevator and the shiny walls move back together.

The man and his son watch as the numbers above the elevator slowly light up until the highest number is illuminated. Then the numbers begin to climb back down and the shiny walls once again part. A gorgeous blonde exits the elevator.

The father, still staring at the woman, whispers to his son "Go get your mother."

Joke: A man gave his wife super glue instead of chap stick.

She still isn't talking to him.

Joke: Like an iceberg, only 10 percent of Chuck Norris' beard is visible from the surface.

Joke: Chuck Norris watches Blue-ray all the time... On his record player.

Joke: After Walker Texas Ranger it isn't credits that roll over the screen. It's a list of fatalities.