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Joke: Yo Mama so fat that when she went on the scale Buzz Lightyear popped out of it and yelled, "Infinity and Beyond!"
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Joke: A blonde is driving down the road and sees another blonde in the middle of a field in a rowboat paddling as hard as she can.
The blonde pulls over, runs to the edge of the field and yells "It's stupid people like you that give blondes a bad name! If I could swim I would come out there and beat you up!"
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