Good Jokes

Joke: Why was the mushroom so popular at the party?

Joke: A scientist and a philosopher are being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist makes some quick calculations and says, “It's no good trying to outrun it. It's catching up!” The philosopher keeps a little ahead and replies, “I'm not trying to outrun the lion, I'm trying to outrun you!”

Joke: Yo mama so fat she found the end of space ( and nine new species of aliens)

Joke: Yo Mama so fat that when she went on the scale Buzz Lightyear popped out of it and yelled, "Infinity and Beyond!"

Joke: Why does the boy take a ladder to school?