Good Jokes

Joke: What do you call somebody who spends money uncontrollably and eventually purchases an entire mall?

Joke: Why was the constant scared to use a payphone?

Joke: A woman is pulled over and the officer asks her for her license. He looks at it and says "Ma'm, your license says you should be wearing glasses?"

The woman replies "I have contacts sir."

The officer gets mad and yells "I don't care who you know, you're getting a ticket!"

Joke: What's Batman's favorite element?

Joke: Chuck Norris flosses with barbed wire.